Chapter 4

22nd November
Very interesting development today.
Breakfast was usual ...Wan Tan Noodles with Unkle Sham. He had a good laugh told about this little kutu coming along. He is more amused than anything else. After hearing that vomitting occurs whenever food is consumed he immediately offered a second round of nasi lemak. :P



RM 1.30 per packet.
Comes with real basic bits. Some nuts and ikan bilis.
We still think the nasi is only nice when it is wrapped in banana leaf.Anything else is a compromise.By the way, new mamak joint i discovered.Service is good and food quality excellent.Right across Pantai Klang.Looks really out of place but...roti kosong and dhal...

To die for really....

Went off with Wah Wey to PJ after dropping off the ol' beemer at Andy's for a replacement fuel pump and new fuel filter. Almost fainted when collected the car later. The pump and filter was clogged like a dead chinaman's artery...Man. It was all rusted and dirty.Looked more like milo when fuel was passed through it.
And Wah Wey is officially an Aux Police now.He claims he is posted to some safety deposit box in a bank somewhere. We suspect he is guarding the National Singapore Mortuary. He gets these sort of things confused.Not exactly his fault. Any proof is most welcomed.
Note to self.Watch out for Indian driver in vans.I was almost T boned by one idiot fella at the roundabout.Bloody donkey ran the red lights without even slowing one bit.I hope he runs into a trailer soon.Ptuiii....
Now i feel better.So coming to the interestng bit mentioned above.
Seems its not just the head spin and vomitting is prevalent. Today...we discovered the wonderful world of smell...Everything smells lousy now. Clean tissue smells bad.Car leather interior is horrid.Her own blanket smells weird. Her own jacket also smells weird.
Apparently,during this period.Her sense of smell is very much heighthened.Well,at least that what mum said. I asked. Mum just smiled and shrugged.It seems that a pretty normal thing.Mum didnt blink any eye.
Current list of forbidden things to avoid.

1. No grinning.




2. Dont offer her food.She will tell you what she wants.




3. Stay away unless you are asked to.Seems everyone smells funny.




4. She sleeps like a bear.




5. She is also grumpy like a bear.




6. She also eats like a bear when she is hungry.




7. Massage when ever you are asked to do it.




8. Dont tell her its dramatic. She will offer you to be pregnant instead.




9. You still smell even after you showered.




10. She changes her mind bout the room temperature every 10minutes.

For the record. It was roti kosong last night with mum and Aunty Kim.And Nasi Pattaya and Prawn Tomyam today for dinner.

And according to the royal highness...that smelled funny as well...

Ha.