Chapter 1

19th November 2009.

And so the adventure begins...

2 weeks ago, news arrived that we may be parents in the near future. Seems the stork may have delivered our toy unannounced. Miki was late. And cranky. And hungry. She has been complaining bout how her entire body feels really weird. Unexplained aches. Numerous visits to the loo to count tiles. And so. She decided to visit the doc. Double line. Whammy!!!

"Seems you are expecting ma'am..."

"Oh? So i am not turning into my mum after all...Phew. Thats a relief."

She came home and sheepishly told me. I cant help but grin. I thought it was funny.

"You sure?"

"Yep. I took the toilet kit test and the doc made me check as well..."

"How did you guys go about checking?"
"Oh..Doc gave me a scan. And he pointed out your kid."

"Really now? And how obvious was it?"

"Quite clear..looks like a dot."

"A dot?! Ummm...how big is this dot? Could it be a smear on the screen perhaps?"

""Dot is about 1mm?"

"Now thats convincing....Hehehehehe.."

I decide to be patient and wait for the next couple of days. Who knows? Might be false alarm after all.. She is known to be a wee bit of a drama queen you see....



1 week down the road....

Man...she had better be pregnant. Midnight request for "mee huen kueh" , nasi lemak , roti telur , hokkien mee...

How weird is that? She is eating more than i am. And dont forget the head spin and gas...

She had better be pregnant.

Sitting in a car is a whole new experince altogether. A bump and you get a groan.

Take a corner too fast and you get a funny stare.

Tissue paper not folded properly and you get a stab.

Green vege is ugly.

Prawns are weird and gross in appearance.

How now brown cow?

Oh boy....this is gonna be a long one. The doc's visit is due tomoro. Lets hope we can get her some of drugs to take off all these crankiness...

And by the way, i am not allowed to grin.

Now i am screwed....